Yes, on this the 5th of May we celebrate the liberation of the small, fuzzy Wilsonites from their large, scaly, carnivorous oppressors the Racketoids. A daring prison break was staged over a hundred years ago whereby a group of armed escapees returned to the Racket homeworld and proceeded to rescue their enslaved brethren. The Racketoids had relied on such slave labor for millenia to keep the planet’s central power system operational.

As a result of the revolt, the Racketoids’ planet lost its reactor containment and promptly exploded into tiny, bite-sized pieces. The explosion could be seen from three neighboring planets, leading most to believe that someone had started a fireworks party. Indeed, there was much celebrating among the Wilsonites who were literally bouncing off the walls of their transport ships.

In unrelated news, somewhere on a planet far, far away a bunch of Mexicans beat the crap out of a bunch of French.

Celebrate accordingly.

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